Ellie.

I'm Ellie. I'm from England! My last Tumblr got deleted. So...

userbar:

when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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